Do not confuse this with whisky-flavour chews. This is important.
Bearbot
Pretty scary, pretty awesome. A bit too scary and awesome. So I shaved his arse.
The Ultimate Cellar Fly Trap
(with thanks to Bizzle at t'Wrens)
A glass of red wine with a lime wedge in it, covered in tinfoil with holes poked in it. And dog-faced spider snipers.
The Cellar Fly; for any publican these wee buggers are a pest. Always hanging around, getting up in customers' faces. No. No more. The tyranny of their yeast-based obsession must end.
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